no peanuts in church…

::A time portal opens up, Ben Franklin steps out::

Ben, seeing me: “You there! Frenchman! How goes the Republic?”

Me: “Well, um… the President’s half German?”

Ben: “Oh, no! I had tried to warn everyone in Olde Philadelphia that those Germans and swarthy Swedes would never assimilate! Is he at least constrained by the weak-executive Constitution we left you?”

Me: “Um, err… no. In fact, he’s basically been anointed a de facto King, untouchable by the Law, by SCOTUS, –“

::Ben falls to his knees::

“–a majority-Catholic SCOTUS.”

::Ben starts weeping::

Me: “I’m Sorry, sir. Some of us DID try, but we were woefully outnumbered. Here, sir: Maybe this will help you feel better?”

::Shows Ben how to log onto OnlyFans::